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Galentine’s Day messages that’ll make her glad she’s single

If you’ve committed to this whole Galentine’s Day thing, then you’re going to need some funny and entirely non-schmaltzy Galentine’s Day greetings that’ll make your bestie do that Janice-from-Friends crackle she says she doesn’t do (but we all know she does). Luckily, we’ve got a handy list of ideas right here. 

Fail-safe messages

What’s a Thelma without her Louise? (Let’s skip the plunging to our death in a Ford Thunderbird convertible though, yeah?)

Sisters before misters. 

Be my Galentine? Pillow fights, slumber parties and boy talk not necessary (and somewhat frowned upon).

Happy Galentine’s Day. Because a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.


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Messages from friends

With a friend like me, who needs a man? 

We’ll always be friends… because you know too much.

Happy Galentine’s Day to my unpaid therapist.

Let’s drink wine and chat sh*t.

You’re my kind of weird.

Cute messages

Fries before guys. 

We may be single but we are most definitely not alone. 

There’s no me without you.

Let’s be weird together. 

I love doing life with you.


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Funny messages 

You know what they say: ovaries before bro-varies.

Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day. 

Let’s make poor life decisions together.

I thoroughly dislike everyone except you.