If you’ve committed to this whole Galentine’s Day thing, then you’re going to need some funny and entirely non-schmaltzy Galentine’s Day greetings that’ll make your bestie do that Janice-from-Friends crackle she says she doesn’t do (but we all know she does). Luckily, we’ve got a handy list of ideas right here.
Fail-safe messages
• What’s a Thelma without her Louise? (Let’s skip the plunging to our death in a Ford Thunderbird convertible though, yeah?)
• Sisters before misters.
• Be my Galentine? Pillow fights, slumber parties and boy talk not necessary (and somewhat frowned upon).
•Happy Galentine’s Day. Because a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Messages from friends
• With a friend like me, who needs a man?
• We’ll always be friends… because you know too much.
• Happy Galentine’s Day to my unpaid therapist.
• Let’s drink wine and chat sh*t.
•You’re my kind of weird.
Cute messages
• Fries before guys.
• We may be single but we are most definitely not alone.
• There’s no me without you.
• Let’s be weird together.
• I love doing life with you.
Funny messages
• You know what they say: ovaries before bro-varies.
• Let’s celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
• Let’s make poor life decisions together.
• I thoroughly dislike everyone except you.
